venus–syndrome:

自然

(via umberrrsss)

opioidwastoid:

Drug dealer- “I’m outside”

Me- First of all I’M outside. So where are you really

dreamgrl1998:

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

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npdjuuzou:

me? a bad person?? damn das true…

(via ph4rmz)

Me: *winks at the sky* for the aliens

(Source: ufo-the-truth-is-out-there, via jewbidawitz)